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Post by Sheik on Sept 13, 2006 14:02:32 GMT -5
Okay, Just wanted make a thread with people talking like pirates and all... Pointless, but fun! ARRR! Me Mateys!
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Post by Zant on Sept 13, 2006 17:01:10 GMT -5
SHVER ME TIMBERS
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Post by Sheik on Sept 13, 2006 17:10:37 GMT -5
Yarrr! 'tis fun eh? Yer be drinkn' soon.
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Post by Sheik on Sept 13, 2006 17:12:43 GMT -5
Okay, I have some facts about Pirate Language so it will be easier for people to talk like a pirate! There be some general rules about speakin' like a Pirate. Firs' things first, ye take all words with "r" in 'em and stretch out the sound. So "word" becomes "worrrrrrrrd", "scurvy" becomes "scurrrrrrrrvy" and "murderer" becomes "murrrrrr-derrrrrrr-errrrrrr".
Don't be sayin' "you", say "ye" or "yer". Don't be sayin' "for", be sayin' "fer". Don't be sayin' "to", be sayin' "ter".
"G's" at t'end of verbs be the mortal enemies of Pirates! "Pirating" should be a-spoken as "piratin", "drinking" becomes "drinkin", "falling" be "fallin".
Use the word "be" a lot, 'tis a fine word.
Whenever you be a-wonderin' what ter say next, say "Arrrr!"
Fer the lazy land lubbin' pirates who can't be a-bothered ter learn Pirate fer themselves, there be an excellent English-Pirate translator at t'official Headquarters, www.talklikeapirate.com. There also be great grand Pirate vocab lists at http://www.yarr.org.u and www.talklikeapirate.com.
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Post by Sheik on Sept 13, 2006 17:16:12 GMT -5
The basics:
Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page.
But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing.
Ahoy! - "Hello!"
Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!"
Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."
Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."
Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!
Advanced pirate lingo; or On beyond “Aarrr!” Once you've mastered the basics, you're ready to start expanding your pirate vocabulary. Try these for starters
Beauty – The best possible pirate address for a woman. Always preceded by “me,” as in, “C’mere, me beauty,” or even, “me buxom beauty,” to one particularly well endowed. You’ll be surprised how effective this is.
Bilge rat – The bilge is the lowest level of the ship. It’s loaded with ballast and slimy, reeking water. A bilge rat, then, is a rat that lives in the worst place on the ship. On TLAP Day – A lot of guy humor involves insulting your buddies to prove your friendship. It’s important that everyone understand you are smarter, more powerful and much luckier with the wenches than they are. Since bilge rat is a pretty dirty thing to call someone, by all means use it on your friends.
Bung hole – Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole. That’s all. It sounds a lot worse, doesn’t it? On TLAP Day – When dinner is served you’ll make quite an impression when you say, “Well, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole.” That statement will be instantly followed by the sound of people putting down their utensils and pushing themselves away from the table. Great! More for you!
Grog – An alcoholic drink, usually rum diluted with water, but in this context you could use it to refer to any alcoholic beverage other than beer, and we aren’t prepared to be picky about that, either. Call your beer grog if you want. We won’t stop you! Water aboard ship was stored for long periods in slimy wooden barrels, so you can see why rum was added to each sailor’s water ration – to kill the rancid taste. On TLAP Day – Drink up, me hearties! And call whatever you’re drinking grog if you want to. If some prissy pedant purses his lips and protests the word grog can only be used if drinking rum and water, not the Singapore Sling you’re holding, keelhaul him!
Hornpipe – Both a single-reeded musical instrument sailors often had aboard ship, and a spirited dance that sailors do. On TLAP Day – We are not big fans of the capering, it’s not our favorite art form, if you will, so we don’t have a lot to say on the subject, other than to observe that the common term for being filled with lust is “horny,” and hornpipe then has some comical possibilities. “Is that a hornpipe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Or both?”
Lubber – (or land lubber) This is the seaman’s version of land lover, mangled by typical pirate disregard for elocution. A lubber is someone who does not go to sea, who stays on the land. On TLAP Day – More likely than not, you are a lubber 364 days of the year. But not if you’re talking like a pirate! Then the word lubber becomes one of the more fierce weapons in your arsenal of piratical lingo. In a room where everyone is talking like pirates, lubber is ALWAYS an insult.
Smartly – Do something quickly. On TLAP Day – “Smartly, me lass,” you might say when sending the bar maid off for another round. She will be so impressed she might well spit in your beer.
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Post by Sheik on Sept 13, 2006 17:17:38 GMT -5
DON'T FORGET, SEPTEMBER 19!!=INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!! BE HERE...
ARRR!
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Post by Zant on Sept 13, 2006 17:19:38 GMT -5
arrr...scurvey got the lot of ye
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Post by Sheik on Sept 13, 2006 17:38:06 GMT -5
You make absolutely no sense. Only real pirates know how t' talk this language!
Your a disgrace t' all pirates in t' world!"
Nyaa!
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Post by Zant on Sept 14, 2006 22:30:39 GMT -5
shut it
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Post by Sheik on Sept 16, 2006 13:03:57 GMT -5
Aww. NO! I like this thread, thats why im talking in it! 0_0
Yarr.
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